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[size:4]在我们的生命中总有这样和那样的女人 比如说: [center][size:3]一、热心的大妈[/center] [center]

[/center] [size:2]记得有那么一个年轻的小伙子因为食不果腹,衣不蔽体,想不开了,去跳楼.爬上二十六层高的楼房上,面对凛冽的春风,一股英雄之气油然而生,他迟疑了.他想到了生命,想到了父母,想到了理想,想到了祖国,想到了在埃塞俄比亚受苦受难的非洲人民........时间一分一秒的过去了,下面围观的人越来越多,正当小伙子站在大厦上想到了冲出太阳系,开拓新世界时,终于有个热心的大妈再也抑制不住自己对生命的无限敬畏之情了,对着上面的年轻人大喊:"你要跳就快点跳,,跳完了我还要去买菜呢..败家的死小子,真招人烦!" 再比如说: [center][size:3]二、与激情的富家女子的一夜情[/center] [center][/center] [size:2]还是有那么一个年轻的小伙子,依然生活饥寒交迫.可就是有那么一天,他开着红色的法拉利出现在人民广场上时,群众们惊呆了!热心的北京市民顿时将他团团围住. "哎呀,哥们.不一般啊!车哪来的啊?"一位在北京市开出租车的东北黑龙江司机大哥问道. "事情是这样的~"从口音可以听出这个小伙子是天津人,脸上还流露出一丝腼腆且羞涩的笑"昨天夜里,我正在流浪.突然!这辆车停在了我的面前,下来了一个天仙一样的女人啊"说到这里围观的男性市民们纷纷咽了咽口水,围观的女性市民纷纷拽着身边的男性市民准备走"她摸着大腿对我说,上车"这时围观的男市民又咽了咽口水,顺便下意识地捂了捂自己孩子的眼睛"我就和她来到了郊外,她拉着我下车,把衣服一件一件的脱了,对我说" "说什么啦?"一位河南大爷"童心未泯"的问道 "她说'今晚,你想要什么就拿去吧',我心想要她衣服也没用啊,就开她车回来了." 再再比如说： [center][size:3]三、妻[/center] [center][/center] [center]其妻与宠物狗的生活照(自己找宠物狗,左一为其妻)[/center] [size:2]还是这个年轻的小伙子,他卖掉了法拉利,开了个卖佐料的铺子,铺子里只卖酱油. 好心的北京市民本着"奥运精神"问他,"咋不卖醋呢?" "只卖酱油不卖醋,价格多了记不住"这句话的字节数虽然比醋的价格的字节多多了.也就是说从技术上看,小伙子是完全有能力把醋的价格记住的,但是他没有那么作!这就说明人家有个性!!就是这种迷人的气质,勾引了一个虽然丑但是不温柔的女筒子,出于共同的革命理想,他们结合了............... 岁月催人老啊,有一天已是满鬓斑白的他不禁问妻子说,"你为什么愿意嫁给我呢!" "死鬼,因为嫁给你好呗!" "哪好啊?"老人心中一阵澎湃.年轻时拯救全人类的凌云壮志重新复苏了!! "你说我嫁给你了,一辈子省了多少打酱油的钱!你自己算算!" 有人问我，音乐为什么选了首这么长的歌，文字很短啊！ 我说，因为我希望你们给我回帖的时候能听听音乐，希望你能回下贴 [music:http://hi.wuhan.net.cn/music/evans/ep2/i_hate_myself_for_loving_you.mp3]右击这里下载音乐[/music] [center][color:#0000ff]Midnight gettin' uptight where are you You said you'd meet me now it's quarter to two I know i'm hangin' but i'm still wantin' you Hey jack it's a fact they're talkin' in town I turn my back and you're messin' around I'm not really jealous don't like lookin' like a clown I think of you ev'ry night and day You took my heart then you took my pride away I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run back to you that's why I hate myself for loving you Daylight spent the night without you But i've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through Hey man bet you can treat me right You just don't know what you was missin' last night I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run back to you, that's why I hate myself for loving you I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the things that you do I wanna walk but i run back to you that's why I hate myself for loving you I think of you ev'ry night and day You took my heart then you took my pride away I hate myself for loving you Can't break free from the the things that you do I wanna walk but i run back to you that's why I hate myself for loving you I hate myself for loving you I hate myself for loving you[/center]